Showing posts with label season 6. Show all posts
Showing posts with label season 6. Show all posts

Monday, March 31, 2014

A second first date: Drop Dead Diva recap


After a long and I mean to the point of overdone, long season opener we return once again to Harrison and Parker to check in on our favorite little body snatcher on Drop Dead Diva.  This week seemed to be more of a filler episode but had a few excellent little dollops of entertainment.  I think the director just really needed a bridge to bring back Kim and get rid of Belinda quickly.

So let’s get into this week’s cases, shall we?  First there is Belinda’s client, the lead singer of a famous rock band called “The Black Petals,” who finds himself in hot water after trashing a hotel room.  After Owen orders Belinda to take Jane with her, Belinda starts to show her true colors and that picture isn’t pretty.  It’s clear that Belinda is more about using her “ass”-ets to propel her forward any way they can including but not limited to buttering up Owen.  So, when Jane uses her clearly elevated negotiation skills to get our troubled rocker off, the claws come out and the fur prepares to fly.  The real strikes however, come from the rocker’s own fist as he knocks out a paparazzi after being served with termination papers.

In the office of Grayson Kent, we find case number 2, a lovely young woman who is trying to save her low income apartment building from becoming another upper middle class condo park by a greedy developer.  The guy is a total slime wad to a T; I don’t think they could get more stereotypical if they tried.  Thankfully, Grayson finds a loop in the form of a famous graffiti artist.  I imagine they are trying to replicate the Banksy tradition of an anonymous tagger creating huge works.

In the less-legal world, Jane decides (with a push from Stacy) to ask out Grayson for their “first date.”  Unfortunately, the legal world always finds a way to interrupt Jane’s attempt at a normal life as Grayson has been jailed for the evening due to a demonstration by the mystery tagger in the courtroom.  Armed with a cake and good conversation, Jane helps Grayson put together a defense from the visiting room of the jail.  This would have been a good jump off point for the two of them but, Grayson holds back with a peck on the cheek.  To a woman, this is an ultimate friend zone move and it devastates Jane’s confidence.

Back in the battle royal that has become the rocker’s wrongful termination suit, Jane notices a shaky hand and decides to order a toxicology report that sends Belinda through the roof.  It falls on Owen to break up the cat fight and restore order to the female combatants.  When the findings are all negative Belinda goes to work on Owen and Jane is left more aggravated than in the days of Kim.  So now, it’s clear that she needs to get Kim’s but back in to office pronto.  Bet you never would have thought that Jane would want to get Kim back to work.

Both cases suffer devastating blows, like they always do that spins into unlikely solutions.  The whole process is becoming very A+B=C.  In the end Grayson save the building and finds that the artist has been there the whole time and Jane helps a supposed troubled rock star uncover a horrible medical secret to get the treatment he needs and lose a manager he doesn’t.  The best part though?  The bands back together as Belinda takes off in order to get Kim back from maternity leave!

So where does that leave our lovers?  I totally thought that this romance had frozen, but it would appear that the writers were going more for a slow build.  In the end I have to check for cavities as Grayson’s sweetness may have rotted my teeth as he called her just to say good night.  YUea I watched my phone after the episode for a few minutes before I remembered that no one calls me… Still the preview look promising for this slow cooking season, so let’s hope we can keep it going.         

         

Monday, March 24, 2014

Drop Dead from this long ass episode: A Drop Dead Diva Recap


Part One: “Damage Control”

Last night gave birth to Drop Dead Diva’s sixth and final season, it is kind of heartbreaking to know this is the last season of sassy Jane.  Over the last few season’s so many of us have welcomed the voluptuous lawyer and her bunch of kooky co-workers into our hearts, even through the darkness of limbo that was between Jane and Owen’s botched wedding and “Old Jane’s” return.  So now we can begin our decent into the last season before our farewell.

After last season’s explosive finale I was all to egger to find out if Jane’s secret was seriously going to be revealed.  What we opened with was Jane rearranging the kitchen.  That’s right Jane take it out on a ladle.  Seriously though, the major coping mechanism in this show seems to be strict avoidance so it is a mystery to me why Jane thought Grayson would just want to suddenly talk about the sole of his dead fiancĂ© being trapped in the sole of a plus sized lawyer.

As a distraction we enter the cases that always provide a backdrop for the lessons that our quirky lawyers need to learn.  Jane’s case is one very close to my heart; a lunch lady is fighting the super intendants decision to cut more than 50 kids hot lunches do to their parent’s income being higher than the cut off points.  As a single mom, the most important thing to me is my son’s wellbeing and that he gets the nutrition he needs which is not always easy.  I’m working full time and it’s still hard to make it all work some weeks so when someone decides to cut a budget by removing help some of our children need, it’s degusting.  Personally I think there are plenty of cuts that can be made in things like payroll for school boards, but that’s just me.

Unfortunately, Jane gets a door slammed in her face when she appeals to the school board but, she discovers in the process that her client is wanted by the AUSA for an act of terrorism.  It would appear that her client stole some ammunition 10 years after her son was killed in Iraq siting that it was her hope that the ammunition she stole would not be used to kill anyone else.  In an act of compassion Jane decides to appeal her case to the AUSA and gets another door.  Man, people on this show love to slam doors in people’s faces.

In the midst of all of this Owen is finding himself in a bit of a boiling pot when his brother Charlie comes to town in need of defense in a case against him by a local gentleman’s club.  Owen and Charlie could not be more different, and you can imagine my disappointment in Stacy when she agrees to go out with Charlie.  In her defense at least she didn’t know who he was, that makes a good plausible deniability right?  Oh except that she is carrying Owen’s baby!

So what did Charlie do you ask?  Well he is claiming that a stripper stole his wallet while receiving a lap dance in the VIP room.  Yep, that’s Stacy’s date… Such a man.  This turns out to be a clever rouse to get his hands on surveillance footage which shows the mayor getting some happy time as well.  Needless to say the firm ends up in trouble, again.

Back in Jane’s world our fugitive lunch lady faces 25 years for her “expression” and Jane is offered 50k for her life rights to make a film.  Thankfully Jane has more integrity than, say Charlie.  However, being tenacious Jane refuses to give up and intends to fight for her lunch lady, yet another reason to love Jane so much, that and the zaps of knowledge.  Once again however, we get the fairytale that if you live a good life after you do something bad that you can get some leniency as she argues the 25 years to 3 due to her exemplary life.  But, what about the kids?!  Well our lunch lady decides to donate the sale of her life right’s (valued at 100k) from a movie producer to feed the school’s 50 plus hungry kids.

Owen’s case gives us back the idea that people have to make sad choice’s as he decides to turn his back on his brother and leaves him in the hands of a public defender.  If you’ve ever had free legal counsel you know that you get completely what you pay for.  Equally as tragic is Grayson being ready to talk; he is of course overwhelmed but at the same time seething with anger and hurt.  What is he hurt about?  Well I would go with the lie, but he seems even more upset that she told Stacy but not him.  I would be yelling that when she did try Grayson got hit by a car.  Seriously, did you forget that one Jane?!

I was so ready after Grayson’s scene to go to bed thinking wow what a great season is going to happen, but it was a two partner and I found myself glued.  Come the ring of the alarm this morning, I have learned that I hate “TV Glue.”

Part Two: “Move Forward”

Once again we are pushed into two cases that are of course more about what is going on at the firm than what’s going on in the lives of the clients.  One is a case of an emotionally distraught couple who was trapped on a cruise ship and the other a case of an innocent man who keeps getting denied parole because he isn’t sorry for something he didn’t do.

Now, we throw in a wacky situation to bring in levity, Stacy and Jane’s guardian angel has decided to set up Owen with a new love interest.  I still think Stacy should have stuck with Owen, even with the threat of future discomfort.  I mean she caused a stir and now she’s just dropping it?  Bitch.  Speaking of being bitchy looks like the “honorable” judge Owen carried out a huge miscarriage in Jane’s case.  So now how do you approach Owen with a “hey you were wrong when you sentenced this poor kid to a long ass sentence because you didn’t see other available evidence.”  My answer, you shouldn’t… Jane’s plan?  Poke a badger with a stick.  That doesn’t go well, of course.  So let’s serve Owen so that he has to tell a court that he messed up.  What ensues is Owen making Jane look like an idiot and giving her a sound piece of his mind. 

In the cruise ship case, well I really honestly don’t care what happened there.  Grayson is working with a new temp partner in a case that has them defending “piracy” for pilfering snacks.  We can file that as an excuse to show us Grayson.  Now, back to the temp partner, looks like Stacy has picked her “Stacy-Jane hybrid” to distract Owen.  Belinda, our new temp partner.  After what he did to Jane I don’t think he really deserves it.

Let’s face it we know that the cases will be won, more importantly Jane does something amazing in admitting how shallow she was in not accepting that Grayson would love her being either Jane or Deb.  Grayson tells her that he doesn’t accept this reason, because no matter what he loved her for her.  I don’t believe it at all, not that he didn’t love her, but more so that he wouldn’t have wanted to believe it.

Owen also shows growth by admitting his wrong in Janes case and even comes to her rescue.  Through his omission I believe that he is showing that he can move forward past the confusion of the last season.  It would also appear that he has acquired someone to help in Belinda, hope that doesn't bite Stacy in the ass.

Even more amazing to those of us who have been waiting... Grayson asks Jane on a date.  He explains he wants to get to know Jane, for how she really is.  I got to respect that, he isn't just accepting that this news won't change what has been.  He also knows that Deb may be in Jane, but he also had buried her so this needs to be a fresh begining.

All in all I could have done with breaking this into two weeks, but I have a thought that Season 6 will be awesome!

Saturday, March 1, 2014

Wicked wizards: a face off review

Finally had time to re watch this yawn fest... Sorry for the delay.  So where we?  Oh yeah, we are dwindling down so now we need to see more house interaction, like cat, Corrine and Chloe having a girl power moment.

Now that we get past that crap the contestants head to the magic castle, an exclusive club for magicians to receive the details of the spotlight challenge.  They are met with a table of wands and instructions to create the character or wizard that will wield it.  Sadly, no one picked the wand I wanted.   Ice is amazing damn it!

In the first day of sculpting, Niko is the first to bitch with his hatred of wizards and love of robots... Thi isn't a robot challenge!  Chloe is setting herself up for failure with a filagre chest and neck piece.  Why god why?!  Daren and Rashad are going way simple as George, Grahm and Tyler prepare to go literally tooth and nail barking mad.

The walk through shows little promise for poor Niko who seriously is drowning in a sea of uninspiring-clichĂ©.  It seems that all there is left is to scrap it all and start again with an armored idea.  Tyler is given a stricked warning about the shape of his chest and Cat refuses nose job advice.

Tyler is kicking ass again with the sculpted as he's already molding.  Day one ends with everyone reeling with various emotions and a sense of hatred of their creations.  Where some people seem to be losing touch, Grahm, Rashad, George, and Tyler are taking off. It's a really rediculous mix of energy.  The whine level Chloe is exuding could only be exhausting when I realize... Corrine and Daren haven't really said anything.  Corrine seems to be tribaling it up with a Mayan shaman look while Daren's molding a large nosed weird witch idea.  Yeah the middle is pretty boring I guess... 

The clock ticks away as last looks looms in the distance.  Thus far this is an insecure love hate creating process.  Daren is putting what looks like a wottle on his witches face... It's a buzzard witch!  Tyler is well done by close of the day, and even though he's always energetic, he's even more so...

On application, George's model is alergic to the glue that holds down the prosthetic.  Don't they check for that?!  Thankfully George ran a second face.  Everyone is running around like crazy to paint and glue.  Chloe as always hates her work, Niko is wondering how he's going to finish, Tyler's done, Corrine is painting and painting and painting, Goerge is overwhelmed and the beat goes on.

Last looks is more like a samba of insanity as they rush through details, thankfully there is a big push in even painting this week which is refreshing.  I can already tell I hate most of these looks.

Cat: Dear god, what is that orange thing?  It looks like a broncos fan on their way to Woodstock got lost in a box of bargain wax flowers.  I get the nature reference but this seems more pixie meets extreme self tanning accident.  Sorry but this is ruff.

Chloe:  From far away all that filagre work looks like gold is dripping from mishapen breasts or a bearded blonde who could put a dwarfs face fuzz to shame.  Up close that beauty makeup is doing you no favors honey.  Another ouch to the XX team.

Corrine:  Now she did go the other way and did a smaller sculpt.  Wisely she played to her paint skills.  This Mayan shamon looks decent and the blending is good, not top look good but nicely done.

Tyler:  It's an ent! An ent magician, well done but not inspired.

George:  This is amazeballs lol!  No really there is a free floating face, the armor is well detailed and blended.  Ultimately an example the right way to do a kind of bio-mechanical.

Daren:  No!  This is pretty much a weird chicken witch, with a sink the titanic shnoze.  There is really, in my opinion, no design element worth saving.

Rashad:  Simple, safe, spiked...

Grahm:  Voodoo wizard.  Stereotype.

Niko:  Dear god man what happened? This is a guy in shitty armor that doesn't even look metal!  

So the judges are now making their comments and to be honest it's nothing you wouldn't already be yelling at your tv!  Mind you I'm no expert but apparently I have decent taste, or this is completely obvious...

In the end George gets the win.  Totally well deserved.  Cat gets the axe, much to Nikos dismay... But what she should be mad about is the announcement that everyone's going to Japan.  Poor Cat, Yeah Japan!