Why I've Decided to Live Digitally

I, like many of my generation, am lost without technology.  Let's face it without the almighty grip of social media some of us may never find a way to interact with other human beings.  I've been told I'm quite social and that in all honesty I have no reason to be as lonely as I often am, however here is where it all stems from.  I am an extrovert when there is a stage, however I tire easily of people and there is a longing to return to a world of pics and keystrokes.  I would much rather spend a night in a café sipping coffee and tapping out a piece on how we as humans are slowly coding ourselves into the internet.

Everything is there for you on the web.  Everything can embrace or delete you.  This fascinates me.  In fact I'm more interested in people I don't know then the ones I sit with in real life sometimes.  The not knowing gives you a twist of intrigue, not seeing gives you that forth wall so that you can simply be whomever you want.  In short your short comings are nothing and you are free to roam about being the person you truly desire to be.

There is someone for everyone on the net.  We are magic here.  Every corner offers it's nooks and crannies so that you are never really alone.  It's a sense of calm to think that someone will "see" the real you, and even better that they will up vote or press like.  This validates your precious sense of self, not in a rude sarcastic way... but in a real human sort of way.  Someone took the time to read a thought and agree with it.  That's actually really cool... We as a species don't do that in face to face conversations.  You can go out on a date and talk for hours about life and get a mild sense that this person agrees with you, but online you can condense it to a single statement and have your point appreciated by several people in a matter of seconds.  To me it's the same freaking sensation.  That being said, I'd rather live in the world where I get to make up who I am instead of people who I don't care about attempting to define me.  Digital life is freedom... It's anonymity... It's a way to protect myself from people who look down on me... It's a life that I design.

Sparrow's Chuncky Veggie Dip

Last night I made something amazing, so amazing that I felt it necessary to share it with you today.  After a tasty trip to my local Grower’s Direct, if you’ve never been I suggest you look into it; I had a refrigerator full of fresh veggies that were just begging to be munched on, but what to eat first?   In truth they all looked amazing and it was all I could do to keep from eating it all on my way out of the store, so now that I was home I wanted it all!  I craved fresh and crunch, also I really just wanted to chop something, and thus “Sparrow’s chunky veggie relish salsa thingy” was born!

So what’s in it?  Well here’s what you’ll need:

1. ¼ a white onion
2. Half a large cucumber
3. 1 medium vine ripe tomato
4. 4-5 radishes
5. A few dashes of lemon juice

Now please take out your aggression by chopping the crap out of each tasty morsel!  I took the time to get out my issues with my credit card bill being due and the fact that it was going to be Monday in a few hours.

Next place all of these in a container with a lid.  I chose our “Mr Lid” tall container because the lid is built on.  Amazing invention, horrible company… That’s a stink for another day…  Placing a dash or several into the container you may now close and shake.  Shake with the vigor of a thousand suns!

Once you have shaken the life out of that container, open your bag of tortilla chips, I recommend the Have’a Chip corn chips because the salt in the soy treatment give it a real pop!  Scoop and enjoy!  

Dirty Dogz: A Great Take on an Old Favorite

As I venture out into the world in search of new fun and exciting activities I found myself once again at the last Arcade on the Planet for another night of 80’s vintage arcade play and a little surprise that was the Dirty Dogz Hot Dog cart.  Relatively new to the cart game opening March of this year, they’ve created a bit of a stir in Long Beach.  I’m not one who really likes hot dogs, it’s a texture thing, but I was really surprised by tasty selection.

When we walked up I was a bit confused due to the simple signage and lack of posted menus but was greeted quickly with a clear lay out and vast select ion via laminated menu.  Being as I’m near sighted I was really happy to see this because I hate not knowing what I want and then being pressured to make a snap decision.  I’m a Libra weigh like to weigh the options.

Speaking of options, this cart doesn’t skimp on selection with several options from chili to a garden option.  Starting with the “dog” itself offering selections like a 100% beef dog to a polish sausage, you immediately feel like you are in control of your hot dog destiny!  After that they have quite a few different options as far as put together combinations some even involving everything from buffalo sauce to chopped cucumbers.  However, if you cannot find one that you’d fancy, no worries for they have the option of building your own.

So for the two of us, that is adorable Adam and I, we settled on trying each side of the spectrum.  First mine, I selected the garden dog with a polish sausage, no pepperchinies or feta cheese.  What I received was a polish sausage covered in cucumbers, diced tomatoes, onions and red wine vinaigrette on a king’s Hawaiian roll.  To say that it was a glorious dog, from someone who generally hates dogs is no easy feat, but I’ll be damned… it was good!  What I was most impressed with was the amount of fresh toppings, they make sure you get what you pay for and in today’s food truck world that’s nearly nonexistent.  The only draw is the vinaigrette soaked the roll so that it was soggy and didn’t hold up under the weight.  Perhaps if the roll had been toasted, it would have held together a tad better, not complaining… more of suggesting.

Adam settled on the “Dirtier Dog” which was a chili cheese dog with Fritos chips crumpled on top.  It’s a classic staple in the hot dog world.  Not really much to say , it was a well-cooked dog with a lovely element of crunch.  Once again however, the soft bun had little support and it seemed soggy and cold at the end.

In the end, I have to say it was a pleasure doing business with them.  As for the value, for the two dogs we paid 10 and a 2 buck tip which was more than fair.  The speed of service was proof enough that this outfit is going places, and I hope to see them again real soon.

Ipsy Vol. 5

It’s been a long month and that mean’s I’ve had more than enough time to try out the products sent to me in the “Fresh Picks” Ipsy bag.  May is the beginning of summer is right around the corner which translates to the Ipsy team as the season of skin care apparently as that was the ultimate theme of this bag.  Funny how the month following a full makeup bag they give us a bag devoted to taking it all off.  To say that I was kind of let down by ipsy this month was a bit of an understatement, in truth my love of this company took an arrow to the knee.  I understand that its sample based but they insist on sending me things that in all reality mean very little to me no matter how many times I retake the survey, at this rate I may switch to birch box next year.  To help you understand let me dissect what I got this month.

First out of the bag was yet another exfoliator scrub.  This month I received the derma e microdermabrasion scrub.   When I first opened the scrub I got all kinds of excited because it had the wonderful scent of lemon but as I pulled it closer the scent turned sour and over powering.  Oh my god, who in their right mind wants to scrub their face with sour lemons?!  As for the scrub itself, for a micro scrub the beads were pretty macro and the texture was so thick on my face that it made me long for the scrub they had sent me previously!  Once it was removed I saw the harsh truth, it had done nothing at all.  Nothing, except make my skin red and patchy… This was a onetime use item… get it away!

After that fiasco I pulled out the “Hey honey” take it off peel mask.  This was a tiny sample with instructions to go online for instructions.  Okay I was already pissed off at that point.  Then I read that it takes like 15 min and I have to moisturize before and after?!  Aint nobody got time for that!  As for the results, getting the damn mask was a pain in the butt, but I did it and to my surprise, after all that waiting the results were far from amazing.  Ugh… Next!

Next out of the bag was the Eva NYC Therapy Session hair mask.  This is probably the only product that I actually liked, even if it was remotely.  It’s no secret that I have been looking for ways to revitalize my hair and condition the ends.  This seemed to at least awaken the dream of moister and for that I’m grateful, but I just can’t see myself using it very often.

Then it was time for a product greasier than the name of the company it was made by, ladies and gents, the Jersey Shore Sun companies “Sans Tan.”  Oh my god, there is not even words to describe the putrid smell that came from the tube.  Fighting the smell is the oily finish that it leaves… Is that why you sent me all the exfoliation garbage?!

There was some makeup though, in the form of an eye shadow duo by Pacifica.  It was a nice neutral color in a soft brown and white combo but, in true Ipsy fashion, they sent the matte girl a shimmer.  Wow Ipsy.  So I did go ahead and try these anyway and they do not stay well at all.  The color was gone within an hour and I was left with a betrayed feeling as it took forever just to get them to make a proper look.  Yeah, my 4 year old niece will love them. 

In short the best part of this bag was the bag itself.  While the insides where crummy the bag was a wonderful canvas which has become a keeper of essentials in my purse.  So I guess, thanks for the tampon bag ipsy…  

The Nom Box: #7

It’s Graze Box time!  Or I should say it was last week, I’m a little behind so please forgive me for not telling you about the delicious box that this company knocked out of the park for me.  I’ve grown used to having at least one cube that I end up throwing out after a slight nibble, so to have an entire box of snacks that were not only more healthy than my than my preferred method of snacking, that usually is contained in packaging with extra artificial color and flavoring, to have it also taste better was such a relief.

This time they really went with more of the mix idea overall with 3 out of 4 cubes being various seeds and nuts, but they also included my favorite snack of all a flapjack.  There is truly something magical soft and chewy rolled oat bars.  This week was the summer berry flapjack which was the traditional flapjack but with the added pop of berry infused cranberries.  As soon as I read cranberry I kind of got upset because the cranberry has such a strong flavor already, with a really harsh zing.  These cranberries, however, were seriously pumped with a massive flavor of strawberry and raspberry.  It was a perfect pop of freshness when compared to the warming flavor of the oats.  Please feel free to keep those flapjacks coming!

Next up was the pear tartin, a combination of pear, raspberry, cranberries, yogurt coated seeds and almonds.  The real hero in this mix were the seeds that carried the tart flavors of the berry while fighting the blandness of the almonds, proving that it’s not about size but more about flavor.  The surprise had to be the pear, despite the chewy soft texture it still managed to be flavorful.  There is just something about dehydrated fruit that just doesn’t gel with me.

Then there was the savory member of the bunch, the Brooklyn Bites.  The mix was composed of poppy seed pretzels, cheese cashews and roasted pumpkin seeds.  After all of the sweetness in the box it was nice to have something cut through the sugar, unfortunately what this mix needed was salt.  Graze box is trying to be healthy and I respect that, but damn it sometimes you just want salt.  Now as for what it did have, the poppy seed pretzels were well done, but I have no idea what the poppy actually did for the flavor.  There wasn’t really much different to a plain pretzel, still perhaps my pallet needs more sophistication…  Now the cheese cashews where definitely not lacking in flavor, but the cashews have a naturally sweet kind of finish which seemed to combat the hints of cheddar, think sweetened stale Cheetos.  The pumpkin seeds where the nice strong finisher in the mix, but that’s probably because they weren’t over dressed with failed flavors.

The last cube was the apple crumble.  This mix was more semi soft and chewy apples, raisins (because every freaking mix needs them), and honey cinnamon almonds.  Now there is no love loss at all with the apples, for god sake the texture still baffles me.  The really confusing part was the almonds.  They were thickly coated in honey and then dusted with just a touch of cinnamon, which generally sounds amazing but then you go to eat it and it’s a chewy sticky mess in your mouth.  Kind of a letdown, but there has been a lot worse.


Through it all, still a stellar selection of snacks that delighted me.  I can only hope that the great team at Graze box can keep up the great work.

In the Mix: A Trail Mix Review

While expanding my tea tasting I've also been busy expanding my desired snack of choice, trail mix!  Sadly my attempts to quell the sirens call of this truly spectacular mistress have yet to prove productive as I actively sell my soul for a bag of mixed treats weekly.  Is there perhaps a correlation between trail mix and crack I don know about?

Anyway this week I stumbled upon yet another archer farms mix, between the cartwheel app, the mobile coupons, my shop kick and the red card… I spend a lot of time at Target.  This time the mix of choice was a tad less healthy than last times “hand full of everything” as I decided to go with the “Black and White.”

The black and white consists of peanuts and raisins with chocolate and yogurt flavored coating.  Basically, there is nothing overtly healthy about this mix unless you are comparing it to a snickers bar.  It is delicious, and it ought to be, because it’s a mix of goobers and raisinettes.  It actually made me feel guilty eating it.

I’m going to put this in the party mix category because the melt factor is off the charts and that makes it unpack able during warmer climates.  I can however see it replacing candy snacks in a home that is used to sugary treats in an attempt to scale down.  Much on trail mix lovers… Munch on!  

The Tea Diary: Box #5

This time on “The Diary” I decided to go with a black tea blend from Twinings Classic collection called Irish Breakfast. I’ve never had tea from this company so I was a tad apprehensive to buy a full box of a tea I knew nothing about. Still how was I going to get a feel for what I like if I didn’t try it? Sometimes you have to go with that warm feeling in your gut.

Right out of the box, as it were, the bags are individually wrapped and that’s huge with me. I love wrappers because it allows me to throw a bag in a purse just in case… yeah I’m one of those. After opening the package I totally understood why. Irish tea is apparently synonymous with peete moss, or at least the smell of it. Ah the aroma of alfalfa.

Letting that first cup steep the cynic in me was steaming with doubt, and my office smelled like a cottage. Pros and cons in the tea world I suppose, but with the first sip it was clear the pros vastly out weighed the cons. Despite it’s over baring smell the taste was light but warming. The small bites of black tea seemed to mellow with a beautiful balanced finish. There wasn’t really a strong note, more of a soft hum through out the body of this brew.

Overall I approve of the Twinings brand, it’s a strong brew that doesn’t over power the pallet. In addition the pricing was modest and the added bonus of the packaging made it a strong contender.

Fink Master: An Ink Master Recap

So last night we saw what a sham Ink Masters really is with its totally useless and absurd finale.  In the previous year we were treated with to interviews with previous contestants, live tattooing with a purpose and clips of the artists tattooing in their home towns and we got that again, sort of.

This year’s crop of interviews seemed to be very light as they were constantly being cut off and redirected when they arrived at the overall feeling of favoritism that the artists felt the judges were applying to Scott Marshall.  Even the interview with Kyle Dunbar displayed the arrogance of the judges as Nunez danced around the issue and attempted to smooth it over.  In the end he came out looking like an even bigger tool.  Several times the idea of Peck and Nunez’s rule bending to help Scott was brought up only to have Dave swat them away and try to redirect to other lesser drama.  If you have to redirect people from the same ending more than three times, there is something wrong.

There was no tattoo off this year but, last year’s winner was there to tattoo live.  What I didn’t understand wasn’t why he was there but, how someone as talented as Mr. Hamilton is botched that design so badly.  Just goes to prove that maybe the judges don’t know everything because the finished product was jacked.

After all of that nonsense it was time for Dave to ask America to vote for their favorite artist and unveil the finished back pieces.  Right off the back there was a huge similarity between Sausage and Scott.  I mean they might have been asked to tattoo the same kinds of ideas, it was that freaky. 

During the critiques Sausage received great marks for his piece with very tiny nitpicks by Oliver Peck.  He was complemented by his use of space, skin breaks and over all flow of design.  Matti kind of blew this one with a very cluttered design that I felt was not open enough and just kind of faded into nothing.  That is one of the judges pet peeves so right there I knew Matti was out.  It was Scott who received an even harsher critique as his face was described as wonky and incorrectly shaped.  It was a multi colored blah in my opinion.

Sausage ended up winning America’s vote, but in the end that means nothing because the final word is up to the judges.  Keeping in mind everything that was said about his tattoo I braced myself for Sausages victory.  This was not to be; in a shocking turn of events the judges gave the title to Scott proving that it is flat out rigged.  The entire game was set up for Scott and everyone one watching knew it as the crowd hailed down “boos.”  It’s clear that this show isn’t in need of new artists; it’s in need of new judges.   

A Bats Day mini blurb

Oh my Goth! Let me tell you about Bat’s Day at the fun park!  This is one of my favorite Disney meet ups throughout the year, where the gothic community expresses their love of family and friendship at the happiest place on earth.

I want you to picture it in your mind.  You get to Disneyland, fight through the parking structure, hop on the tram, and get through the turnstile… suddenly, BAM!  You look around and there is a sea of black fabric and eyeliner.  Has the happiest place on earth given way to world of villians?  Nope, it’s just Bat’s Day a tradition that is 16 years strong and growing all the time.

So why do I love it?  Well, when you walk in and you see someone who is dressed smartly in gothic threads with a huge smile, you just want to smile too.  It embraces the idea of acceptance and family that I think sometimes we forget.  Bats day allows us to enjoy the park for who we are and express ourselves with every “freak” bone in our bodies… I can’t wait for next year…

For more information please check out their website and maybe join us next year!

http://www.batsday.net/home/home.html

Drop DEAD: A Drop Dead Diva Recap

Air born toxin, bullet fragments and public indecency oh my, the cast of Drop Dead Diva certainly had a faith shattering week and the viewers from California had a bit of a laugh.  We pick up our story in the hospital as we all await Grayson’s recovery from the shooting the pervious episode.  For a law firm that does so much public good, Harrison and Parker certainly faces a more than fair share of bullets and death threats.  Even with the staggering statistics of workplace violence it appears that Grayson too is going to be able to walk away from this incident, with a souvenir even, as a fragment is lodged in his body and the doctors are not able to remove it… Enjoy that one airport security!

Still, in the wake of tragedy the outside world must propel of band of players forward as Kim’s father is arrested for public indecency and Jane is asked to represent a sick girl who has been sent to the hospital after being exposed to air born toxin.  Doesn’t that sound absolutely serious?  Well, the toxin made me smile because what is being blamed is pepper from a hot sauce factory.  Now, if you live in California like I do, you laughed a little inside.  This is obviously using the siracha hot sauce factory complaint that has been circling the drain of the news lately.  Cute diva, really cute.  Still, despite the silly sound of the dispute I looked into it.  Pepper in the air from a hot sauce plant is no laughing matter.  The effects can lead to breathing problems, impaired vision, dizziness, or sore throats.  Pepper gas is no laughing matter.

I do believe I mentioned public indecency, didn’t I?  Well, it seems that Larry has gotten himself into a bit of a pickle at a local hotel pool, but what is even more shocking is the fact that Kim gets to meet his new flame.  And by flame I mean wife.  That right Kim, even your father is getting married before you.  As you can imagine this is a bit of a shock for poor Kim but she is able to get the lovers out of hot water if only for a moment.  It would appear, like all cases at Harrison and Parker there is more to the story of our lovers, and it involves a bit of shinny happiness, his teenage brides wedding ring.  Apparently, Kim’s mom has decided to enact a 23year old claim on the ring and wants to enlist Kim to help her, but more on that in a moment.

Back to the peppers, Jane succeeds in shutting down the plant, but is in turn sued by the workers when they learn the firm also represents a rival hot sauce company.  Damn you spice war!  So now Jane must fight to keep the firm out of bankruptcy and find a way to get the plant back up and running.  Of course our Jane catches a break Siracha wishes they could catch when she discovered the affected people had also been exposed to a banned fuel additive that has leaked into the water table from an abandoned chemical plant.  The real fight will be getting the government agency that now controls the property to clean it up in time to get the peppers ground for the year’s supply of sauce, and wouldn’t you know it, the agency does not want to comply.

At the hospital, Grayson has decided he doesn’t want to waste any more time.  In a moment of Carpe Dieum he has decided to propose to Jane when he is released and sends Stacy out to get the ring.  Why telling your intended’s “bestie” that you are about to propose is probably not what you really should do but at this point everyone knew it was coming.  So Larry got married, Stacy said yes to Owen and Grayson is going to ask Jane… Hurray for wedding season… I guess.

You want to know who isn’t happily married.  Kim’s Parents!  That’s right somehow the divorce was never filed which makes the bigamists.  Bigamy may sound like a stupid charge, but did you know they can put you away for a year because of it?!  That’s right they are sentenced to a year a piece unless they come to an agreement about the stupid ring and sign the official divorce.  This is a good reason to never get married huh?  Well at least not to Kim’s mom who intends to extort more alimony out of Larry. 

Back in the world of air born toxins, it is Paul that actually saves the day on this one.  By utilizing the teachings of Terri he comes up with nothing, and this instance nothing is everything.  The chemical plant had been operating on an expired temporary permit and paying off the agency for years to keep quiet about the chemicals leaking into the water table.  How does this keep happening?!  Seriously?!  Using this information Jane saves the day for both sick people and plant workers… Ode to Jane, err, joy… Whatever.

Kim’s case of course takes another turn when it turns out that the source of all the spite isn’t the ring at all.  Instead her mother is upset that Kim has a relationship with her father and she feels edged out.  I thought this was crazy until I realized this could be me some day and now I’m starting to wonder if or when the “where’s my dad?” question is going to come…  Still we are left with the idea that a family is always going to be connected and we should be at least civil so that everyone gets to have a relationship with the ones you love.

Speaking of relationships, Grayson’s proposal is on the horizon as he’s being released.  That is, until the alarms go off.  The fragment has dislodged and now Grayson has gone into cardiac arrest.  Fighting the revive him the doctors scramble frantically but it’s too late.  In a bizarre circle it is now “Deb” who loses Grayson.  That’s right folks, it’s like they just aren’t meant to be together.     

My Tornado Potato... Pretty much what it sounds like...

At the bubble run after party I came across this little food truck that sells spiral cut potatoes with different seasonings.  Sounds pretty basic, and truth be told it was however there were severely warming and comforting flavor a to chose from.  In addition to seasoning there were also chili covered options, sweet potato options, and even zucchini!

We decided to try the garlic and oil, jalapeño, and sweet potato with cinnamon ans sugar.  Personally I'm a sucker for anything with garlic, but I think these were way more focused on oil than the garlic.  No bueno.

The sweet potato with cinnamon and sugar was a hit with the kids.  Being a sweet potato it was like a cake more than a potato but the cinnamon and sugar just seemed lost. 

As for the jalapeño, I couldn't taste it until you swallowed and then it was nothing more than an annoying burn.  Meh...

And how much did we pay? Anywhere from 6.50 to 7.50 a piece... Yeah next time I'll pass...

The bubble run! A day of bubble fun!

In the spirit of trying to be more healthy yours truly decided to run the bubble run on Saturday May 15th.  I have to say I was blown away with the all around smoothness that this 5k was put together with.  

So what is the bubble run?  Well, the idea is to run 5k through a marked out track that will take you through 4 colored bogs that house 8' high walls of suds.  What could be more fun than a wall of bubbles?!  The idea is that you wear a white shirt and by the end your tie dyed in awesome.  The draw back?  The color stains... Everything but the shirt.  Still, Hunter was able to run it and after some convincing decided that he can survive the looming bubble walls.  

At the end of the run was huge bog of soapy goodness.  The after party was totally worth the heat and the effort.  All in all the the day was an amazing day for families...

Godzilla!: A giant hit to the feels!

The summer block busters are coming out swinging with the latest adaptation of everyone’s favorite gigantic reptile, Godzilla!  I was fortunate enough to be taken to see this epic cinematic master piece in Imax 3-D and let me tell you, it makes all the difference in the world.  Adorable Adam spoils me, what can I say?

So right out of the gates, the concept really vibes with the conspiracy theorists.  I will say, it was nice to see them actually reference events that could actually have been possible.  The opening credits were pulled nicely; so many times directors forget that these set the pace for your film.  If you don’t believe me, go watch Seven again.  That film was sold on the idea of the opening credits.  When it moved forward, the set design was purely amazing as it takes you straight into the belly of a beast, no really they cave into the skeletal remains of a beast. 

It’s so hard to write this and not give anything away, and since I really hate to be the one to ruin a film I want to focus on the acting.  Now, one of the big draws for this movie is that it stars Breaking Bad’s Bryan Cranston, he did not disappoint.  The range that this man is able to achieve with just his facial expressions is ground breaking.  I want to say that it was his eyes; they read so deeply on film that you start to feel everything all at once.  Another high point for me was rolling out the traditional Asian flair of Godzilla with Ken Wantanabe.  All I can say is that it felt a little type casted but really, where is Godzilla without the all-knowing Japanese scientist to insist that Godzilla is not the evil force but works with us to restore balance.  At the other end of the spectrum however is Elizabeth Olson who severely needed the strengths of other actors to carry her flat performance through the film.  It’s sad how we as an audience have started to accept flat and emotionless dialogue as acting from our female leads.  I blame the idea of wrinkles, I mean that must be why; if you don’t move your face you won’t wrinkle.  So, in Scarlett Johanssen is going to have a perfect face forever!

As for the film itself, if you are any kind of fan of the original films you need to go.  I know the concept is scary, given the way we were let down by Matthew Broderick.  Still, this film brought back to us (me, Adam and his coworker friend) the ideas we loved about traditional Godzilla.  The face was that was kind of dog dinosaur looking, the scream was dead on and the destruction was delicious.  The battle scenes were choreographed in such a way that my childhood felt it, and in the midst of it all was real heart and family. 

This movie was such a relief from the past few reboots that have been circling the drain.  I personally think it was because they took the time to connect with both story and character and made sure to relate both to the audience.  You want to cheer when Godzilla arrives, you get lost in the intense framing, all of it is a testament to the talent of a real dynamite team.  Bravo!     

And then there were three: An Ink Master recap

Ink Master struck a chord with the emotional as we speed to the top three.  Instead of a flash challenge the artists are must do two finished pieces and the first was a real gut wrencher.  The remaining four were asked to tattoo the chest of four different women who have under gone various stages to remove breast cancer and rebuild the breast.  When dealing with a mastectomy patient, there is always that feeling of real pain, especially from woman to woman.  These brave warriors have faced one of the deadliest conditions that we face as humans and in so have scared a large part of not only the body but that idea of feminie.

Now, all women are beautiful, however when you look in the mirror and see such a large part of you cut away, there has to be a feeling of loss to the confidence.  After the small scare I’ve had it made me so paranoid, and to see these women trying to take their powers back was inspiring.  Perhaps, however this was definitely the challenge for one artist in particular.  Halo, who is a cancer survivor, felt this challenge and really decided to drive it home.

Each of the women really did get a beautiful piece, however floral it all felt.  It was all hit and miss for me because if my lack of real love for floral designs.  Still the colors and vibrancy of 3 out of 4 of the tattoos really shaped and added to the beauty of these women and their story.  The one that I was disappointed in however, was Scott.  His was minimal and just didn’t read to me as something that really embraced the delicate nature of the canvas.  Still, the judges fawned all over him and praised the ground he walked on… But there’s no favorites right?

The next challenge was a little less touchy feely and a lot more bland.  Remember the first week when the artists had to earn their shops and were forced to tattoo convention style.  Well this challenge was to cover up the crappy tattoos that were left over by that challenge.  So, basically they got another cover up challenge, big deal.   To make it a bit more fun they had to interview for the canvas they wanted, but this really only seemed to matter to Halo.  Halo won the cover up challenge but suddenly doesn’t do cover ups at all.  

After a ton of smack talk by Scott about a mediocre Asian style lion being a top look.  However, you could still see the flawed star under the claws of the lion.  Mind you, even the judges pointed that out, still the judges act as if that's completely acceptable.  Since when is seeing the tattoo that you attempt to cover a proper cover up?  I mean are they ever going to see what a gigantic sack of douche this guy is?

The true winner of the cover up challenge was Sausage.  This guy has serious skills, turning an in even plane and circle design into a half sleeve that anyone could be proud of.  The use of maps and landmarks were so high quality, the major con would be that it would be to add to the design.  

Matti, on the other hand, in my opinion, blew it.  His attempt to cover the face he got in blue roses came out like a smurf had been crushed on this girls arm next to a nice tattoo.  It was in desperate need of proportion and black.  It's as if he wanted to lay tattoos on too of eachother and hope it looks alright.  Ultimately, it's a design flaw.

Halo's final project was more flowers.  By the end of the episode I was sick of flowers.  The major problem was that in comparison to the breast cancer tattoo, the second tattoo lack definition and finish.  He must have rushed the design in hind sight which caused him to miss several details.

After the judges run through a bogus critique, that I truly believe completely over looked Scott's major flaws, Halo is sent home.  I believe it's just more proof that Scott Marshal is given a favorite card and that the judges over look his crappy work.  I have no clue why but, it's pretty obvious that there's something not quite right here...

All good things...: A Jim Henson Creature Shop Challenge Recap

As always, all good things must come to an end and nothing could be truer than the finale show of the Jim Henson Creature Shop Challenge.  Seems like the series went a bit fast, and in truth I think it really did because they started with ten contestants and whittled it to 3 for the finale.  Looking back however, the same was done on face off so it somewhat made sense.  Still, as much as I liked this series, I do not think it’s because of the show but, instead that strange connection that so many have to Henson’s works.  I just can’t see this show coming back for a season 2, which is a total shame.

So the finalists (Melissa, Robert and Ben), got to sit down with head judge Brian Henson as a kind of overall critique and a one on one share of ideas moving forward.  In all Brian overly stated the need for depth and growth amongst the creatures from everyone as well as truly utilizing both time and team.  This was especially clear for Ben who has a lot of trouble delegating activities to others.  That is something he found himself having to get over in a hurry because for the last challenge, the shop decided to push the remaining designers to the brink in just three days.

For the challenge the designers are asked to create a full alien creature, capable of walking in and sitting down at the bar.  After the sit the designers will be given a chance to set them for up close looks, but as an added challenge they must create a prop and an effect.  So, essentially what they want is something that would take months from the actually creature shop in three days.  In anticipation of the daunting task the designers are each given two team mates and a mentor to work with, which is good but still can take an amazing toll on the finalists who eagerly attempt to put everything together.

The major flaw this whole season has been from a lack of individual challenges.  I understand that this is a team industry but it seems like perhaps a format of a show like this isn’t geared to finding a team player.  Ben is a great example, he is a clearly talented creator and has a multitude of usable skills to throw out, however when put with another person it always seems to hinder his work as he buries inward which drags the team down more than his opinion that the other team mate isn’t pulling their own weight.  Then again it could be his aversion to fault that makes him truly flawed in the industry.  Another great example is from Melissa who arrived with little knowledge of mechanism driven designs.  This lack of knowledge makes the team atmosphere a crutch, and it wasn’t until she was forced to use the mechs in an individual challenge that she was propelled into learning to operate the tool.

Another one of the shows flaws is that the challenges where always very similar in conception, they always seemed to be recreating the same type of creature with a small difference.  There were some challenges that focused on specific ideas, but to be honest it all seemed very lose in the outline of the show.

After three days of fighting, the creatures were ready to be revealed and there were definitely some mixed reviews about each one.  First was Melissa’s creature who had a beautiful entrance.  The figure moved very well through the room and immediately gave a great personality.  It was on the up lose that she really lost the high ground.  The creature was missing a palette which isn’t always necessary but, without it the mouth seems black and static which can cause you to lose some of the suspension of disbelief.  Her smoke blowing effect however worked very well I though and gave the character a real sense of life.  The judges pointed out however, in the back story the creature is believed to be 100 years old but appeared to be quite clean.  This shocked me because Melissa is usually ace of the back stories and over all creature fabrication i.e. coloring, clothing and furs ect.

Next was ben whose creature reminded me of a kind of turtle.  His entrance wasn’t quite as dynamic as Melissa’s and the outer shell build was not successful.  It looked like a stretched out hood that gave a horrible looking black area.  The paint also was a monochromatic green that needed to be softened and shadowed for a more contoured face, at least in my opinion.  The judges were blown away by his weep effect and fetus in a jar prop.  Personally I don’t think the tears really read against the flat paint but the story was strong enough.

Finally there was Robert who wrote a large Russian gypsy esque creature.  The entrance really stuck out, not as much as Melissa’s but the volume of the creature was massively apparent from step one.  What was also very apparent was his skill for sculpting and mechanization.  With his sneeze effect he pulled the face into a very powerful sneer which was quite impressive.  What was lacking was the overall placement of fur and structure.  Sadly the creature just read ape and not really other worldly at all, as well as missing some sort of facial hair which would have really put the greasy and grimy in perspective.

All in all the creatures where truly artfully done.  I think that they couldn’t have picked a better top three if they had tried.  Each contestant showed not only skill but the ability to grow and change.  I think that the Henson team would find any of them to be a true asset but, in the end there must be a winner.  It is Robert who is crowned winner of the Jim Henson Creature Shop Challenge and we wish him the best.  I don’t have too much confidence that we will see the show again but I do hope we at least get to see more of all of the creator’s works in the world.  

In the mix: A trail mix review Bag 1

Yes, as you may know by now if you read this blog, I have many obsessions from make up to tea. 
One of my strongest compulsions however is trail mix.  That’s right I love a bag of tasty morsels made for travel.  The reason?  Well there are so many different types and ingredients aren’t there?  I mean there are mixes for the sweet and savory, for spicy tastes as well as bland.  The ingredients themselves are as varied as the flavors the mixes come in.  So in an effort to explore the many combinations available I have decided to catalog my tastings… that and I try so many I tend to forget which packets taste the best.

Our first bag is the “Handful of Everything,” by Archer Farms.  Yes, we are starting with a Target brand, have you ever been down the aisle?  It’s glorious, truly.  This mix is on the sweeter side mostly containing sweetened dried fruits and yogurt covered nuts along with chocolate chips.  Still it balances out nicely with raw almonds and coconut shavings that give it a warm kind of flavor.

I do wish they had roasted the almonds or added a touch of salt, but if they are trying to sell a “healthier” product so raw nuts are not to strange.  As far as the sweetened fruit goes the cranberries give a wonderful punch but I find the apricots cumbersome and hard to eat.  The banana chips are a nice touch though and give the mix a really good finish.   

This strikes me as a mid-day snacking, while on some sort of hike mix, although, I don’t see it being the number one choice given the melt able chocolate.  Still it was an excellent place to start, and gives me hope that the mix “mecha” that is the aisle in Target is a great jumping off point.

Tea Diary: Boxes 3 and 4

I figure since there are so many similarities between these two boxes I would lump boxes 3 and 4 together, and thus we begin another adventure into my simple tea buying experience.

First was the Lipton green tea with acai dragon fruit and melon.  Doesn’t that sound absolutely delicious?  I mean it really sounds like it’s going to zip with a certain kind of sweet ness and finish with a bite of green tea.  As you can tell, it really got my hopes up.  Unfortunately that’s all it was, a cup of hopes that fell flat.  The biggest problem with using a melon flavor is that it usually comes out really sweet or it’s like a practically nonexistent hint of chewed bubble gum.  This tea was definitely the latter.  The biggest flaw is that the flavors never really developed, no matter how I tried to steep it, the tea came out like gum water.  As far as the zip of green tea?  Perhaps Lipton just takes the fizzle out of their teas because I was falling asleep by midafternoon.  The package may say superfruit but it’s not quite as super as you would think.

Next was a complete mistake on my part, it was a fruity green tea and grabbed it quickly but then noticed it was decaffeinated.  I don’t tend to enjoy decaffeinated teas so that was definitely strike one but, I decided to try it anyway.  This box promised blackberry pomegranate which seemed like it was good for an afternoon sweet treat.  In truth it came out like green tea mixed with fruit punch.  The face I made was priceless.  I have since pushed it to the side as an emergency stash for when I don’t feel like going to the store.

You let me down Lipton!   

Mother's Day haul: love from my loves!

So yesterday was mothers day and this is the year that it completely hot me in the face that I am loved.  Not only was I blessed with time with my boy, and family for our annual pool BBQ this year but by several touching and heart warming gifts.

First up was my dearest friend Kayte who sent me a sweet card.  She always picks the best cards!  I miss you so much Kayte!

Then the same day that came in the mail I decided to take a personal day... And I hit the mall for a taste of shopping.  I came always with a few little tops by Arizona that I acquired at JC Penney's.

First was this amazing tissue weight hoodie.  It's a soft kind of jersey material that is fabulous for warm summer nights and the marine layer of morning in SoCal.

This adorable top was on clearance for 5 bucks and the Beatle mania in me screamed mine!  It has sparkly shit on it for Christ sake !

Finally I picked up two plain white t's... No dehlila not those plain white t's.  I love these because they are almost always on sale for 5 - 6 bucks and wash amazingly! Perfect for just hanging around or under a sweater.

And then Friday happened!  Oh my goodness, for the first time ever I had flowers come to my work!  That's right adorable Adam sent me the most beautiful boquette I've ever seen.  I cried, blushed, and danced for joy.

How can you not melt?!

Oh wait I forgot my son is in preschool and that means heart melting hand made gifts!

Look at that face!!!

Dawe!

He has excellent taste!

And apparently... I have no hair... Lol oh well I love him anyway.

So how do I reward my precious boy take him to Disneyland!