Tuesday, April 15, 2014

Aboard the Jolly Rodger: A Once Upon a Time Recap


This week Storybrooke must have been fan girl week as they devoted the entire episode to Captain Hook and his internal struggle with his love for Emma.  Now am I the only one that isn’t turned on by the home wrecker?  I mean, really?  He ran off with rumples wife leaving his son motherless, and then falls for Emma, Balefire’s true love, and despite his fancy for taken women the number of fan girls and shippers are alarming.

This week’s episode was more of a trudge really as we see the return of Ariel and through her we get a small glimpse into the missing year through the only man who remembers, Hook.  It would appear that he spent the year trying to forget Emma… awe, and had become a highway man as his ship seems to have gone missing.  Without woman or ship, he appears to us a drift in a sea of comrades, it’s not like they don’t care… they did buy him a whore.  Still Hook, has lost his identity as a fierce pirate, the good in him begs him to become a hero and without an anchor he feels torn and strewn upon strange tides.  What kind of evil pirate can he be without even a ship?!  And what has become of the Jolly Rodger anyway?  I mean a ship that size would take an awful lot to conceal, even in the enchanted forest.  Thankfully, for this forlorn, ship less, sailor Ariel comes crashing (quite literally) into his life with a clue.

So after Pan was defeated and everyone returned to the enchanted forest so that Emma could get a new start with Henry, Ariel somehow lost her prince.  They must be really easy to misplace is that world.  In her travels she came across a crew man of Eric’s who told her that the Captain of the Jolly Rodger had taken them hostage and that he had only escaped with the help of a stole dagger that he relinquished as the sole clue to this mystery.  Now, Hook is the Captain, however Hook doesn’t have Eric so who does?  Black Beard, because we need more one hit characters on this show, I was kind of hoping for Sparrow.  Any way you slice it, Ariel has a lead on the location of the Jolly Rodger and Hook’s salvation of his rouge pirate life, even though that may not be who he is anymore.

In our world, or Storybrooke, Ariel has washed up on the beach and everyone is turning to Hook for answers, because he supposedly remembers, although he’s always vague on his memories.  I’m getting the feeling this is incredibly forced because he flat out lies about knowing Ariel or what’s become of Eric.  Instead he decides to lead them all on a bit of a goose chase or cloak chase as they spread locator potion on Eric’s cloak that had been stored at Mr. Gold’s.  Oh yeah, by the way, while all of this is happening Regina is training Emma in magic and Charming fails to teach Henry to drive…

So where is Eric?  Well, when the group finally catches up with Black Beard in the enchanted forest, it is revealed that he is being held ransom on a random island that only Black Beard knows of.  And what, pray tell, is the ransom?  How about the captaincy of the Jolly Rodger, something that Hook just cannot give up now that he is so close to getting his life back, or at least what used to be his life.  Now, we have all see the goodness in Hook and Ariel pleads with him to show it and to spare Black Beard so that she can find her prince.  Unfortunately, when Hook hurts, he kind of wants everyone around him to hurt, and with that he plunges Black Beard into the shark infested waters below.

In Storybrooke, the cloak leads to the water and the assumed watery grave of Eric.  There are no words to comfort Ariel save the truth as Hook desperately tries for redemption.  In an attempt at swearing his apology he swears on the name of his true love, Emma.  Why don’t they understand the powers of a name?  Well turns out Ariel actually is the wicked witch in disguise, shocker there…  What is tragic?  This time she has torn someone’s world asunder as she curses Hook’s kiss.  Now when he kisses his true love he will strip her of all power.  Sounds easy enough to avoid right?  Well not with the witch threating to kill Emma’s child and parents if he doesn’t.  So all you Hook/Emma fans… What now?!            

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