Wednesday, April 16, 2014

Tears of a demon: An Ink Master review


This week on Ink Master was positively, the most clear definition of cluster fuck I have yet to see form this show.  I am going to take a moment to explain really quickly, I will not be discussing the fight that happened between Chris and Kyle in this post.  I do plan to post about it and you can check that out when I get to it.  So, after Kyle’s ejection from the game the remaining 7 artists set up for the flash challenge by pairing up, leaving sausage all by himself.  This week we celebrate the fundamental of negative space, and they decide to show this in more of a “bang” than a flash as the artists must use gun powder to create an image.  How these morons kept from blowing each other up?  I’ll never know… Still there doesn’t seem to be any end to the roll of Halo and Scott’s dominance in the flash challenges, as their pyramid design seems to dial in with the judges, much to the dismay of Sausage and Matti.

As I said this week was all about negative space, but what is negative space?  Negative space is the element of unmarked or uncolored space that accent’s your piece.  Using open space, you create a light and dark dynamic that can elevate a tattoo from ordinary to extraordinary.  There is no better medium for this than my favorite, black and grey tattooing.  Black and grey tattooing requires using shading and natural skin to almost carve out your piece and is, to me the essence of a true Ink Master… but, as I said I have a very strong bias.  Now that we have a type of tattoo process the contestants must use, it becomes time to introduce the guest judge Rob Zombie who is looking for demonic tattoos this week.  As Halo and Scott distribute skulls it’s clear that they are gunning for Sausage and aren’t going to stop until he is scraping the bottom of the barrel.

The big problem with trying to screw someone like sausage over is this; he has awesome client relation skills and a calm demeanor.  True, he can be a little whinny with the other contestants, but with his clients, he is a master negotiator.  If it’s a bad design, he is there to convince you that while your idea was amazing here is one that will help accent your true intentions.  If it’s a horrible placement, he’s your friend trying to help you celebrate your body.  It’s creepy how he just seems to have that bed side manor to propel him forward, and it doesn’t hurt that he’s incredibly talented.  This challenge is no exception as he takes a horrible canvas and turns out a glorious gargoyle.  No really, for what he had to work with, he gave this punk kid an awesome chest piece.

What’s really interesting to me is that while Matti, Halo and Scott are focused on trying to knock out Sausage, it’s only bolstering the confidence of the tiny fish in this competition.  Jay, Lydia and Melissa seem to be just swimming along with the current not realizing that for the most part they are drowning.  It’s like watching a hot chick at a par walk around with toilet paper on her heel.  She thinks she is queen bee, but in all actuality she’s just walking around in shit.  Jay and Lydia, steam rolling through the over confidence crap!  These two truly believe they have found their wheel house and the only thing you want to scream is go home!

As far as the tattoos that are put forward for judging, I have to say that this week I was left completely underwhelmed.  It’s so sad when you know that an artist just isn’t bringing it to the table.  Nothing could be closer to the truth in this round of seven boring and generic demons.  Starting with the top of the pack, Sausage’s gargoyle was by was the best tattoo of the day.  In a negative space challenge his piece used the skin in a way that popped the image well and with clean black lines he was able to get that eye catching contrast.  However, at the end of the day, like all the designs, it felt stale.

Halo’s succubus was just bad this week.  The problem is that unlike his other pieces he lacked major focus.  Halo needs to dial back into the clean and clear designs that he was pulling out with the successful sea turtle.  Between her crooked horns and claw bra I just didn’t see the cohesion that I like in his work.  Sadly, this is not the time for those mistakes and it did send him to the bottom three this week.

Scott, however in my opinion was far less successful as he didn’t even really do a demon per say.  What Scott did was a very detailed scary face.  I didn’t see anything that really made it a demon.  Was it a sound design? Yes, but was it what the challenge was looking for? No!

Lydia, who claimed that this was her bread and butter, really missed the mark.  Her devil dog seemed to be lost in the hair and the “negative space” seemed nonexistent.  The biggest flaw by far was the drool that seemed to mix in with the hair leaving the translation of the piece muddled.  It’s that lack of clarity that sent her to the bottom three this week.

Melissa’s attempt at a skin rip, although not that effective, in my opinion was not as bad as other artists in the pack.  Sadly, I don’t see Melissa as a master but there are some really nice elements in this tattoo that I think were over looked.  I did love the skin and teeth of her demon and there was a total fierceness that Lydia’s was lacking.

Matti’s demoness was so flawed that it can only be described as a “ugly” Disney princess.  The fingers were broken, the eyes were flat, it just doesn’t have the teeth to compete.  In my opinion this was the weaker female demon of the week and makes me question halo’s demotion to the bottom three.

Finally there was Gentle Jay’s attempt at the prince of darkness.  He was asked to tattoo Satan himself, in front of Rob Zombie.  I think that qualifies as stressful.  Still with those pressures where he lacked pressure was in his application.  His image needed black; it thirsted and screamed for black.  Rob said it best “It looks like Satan dropped a flashlight.”

In the end Sausage took a well-deserved win home tying with Scott for the season and Lydia was let go leaving us with only Melissa to represent the fairer sex in this completion.  We wish her extreme luck, but sadly this looks like it’s a man’s world.

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