Tuesday, April 8, 2014

Witch Fight: A Once Upon a Time Recap


Emotional wasn’t even the word to describe my Sunday nights T.V. experience that kicked off with this week’s Once Upon a Time.  This week we delve into the world of Oz to get a look at what made Zelina into the “Wicked Witch,” in a little yarn that anyone with a sister can take to heart.  On the other side of it, we get to see Oz, which seemed a little lack luster to me.  Forgive me, but I always look for opulence when I think of Oz.

So in the beginning, much to the dismay of “Wicked” fans everywhere, it would appear that Zelina was not born green.  Although, it would also appear that tornado is not as uncommon a form of transportation as Dorothy would lead us to believe.  Zelina, herself appeared in the Land of Oz as a cyclone riding infant blessed with magic.  Now, if you were tromping through the woods on your way to the emerald city and found a baby who had been dropped by a cyclone, would you take it home?  No let’s say right away she shows signs of magic, still interested?

Well while you ponder the ramifications of taking home a magical baby let’s take a moment to remember Neil or Bay or whomever you knew him as.  He is a presence that will surely be missed amongst the cast.  Good night sweet darling, and now everyone on team hook/swan can gloat.  Speaking of gloating, Zelina isn’t going to pass this chance at turning the dagger a little deeper into poor Rumple’s heart.  Why is she so angry with him?

The answer to that question lies in the past, in Oz.  After being spurned by her drunk of an adopted father for her wickedness she decides to set out to ask the wizard of Oz about her past and the family she’s longed for.  Man all these quest start out good don’t they?  The wizard thankfully does have answers for the lovely Zelina and provides her a look into the family she had been born for, along with the knowledge she was abandoned for not being “able to provide Cora a way to power.”  This still doesn’t tell us who her father is, so there is that mystery still out there, but more importantly she is shown Regina.  More importantly that Regina can perform magic, just like her and that Rumple is trying to teach her and that it’s not going well.  Now, Zelina has huge character flaws and I’m thinking that along with envy, vanity is a huge one as she sets out with the help of magic shoes to convince rumple that he needs to be teaching her.

Now in Storybrooke things shaping up to a very western show down, no really, she wants to square off for a duel at sun set.  Now, we have to remember that Regina doesn’t remember that Zelina is her half-sister, a realization that will rock her to the very foundation of who she is when she discovers that a letter that she has kept for comfort was about Zelina the whole time.  Now, every moment of solace and comfort she had received from a letter calling Cora’s first born strongest and stunning has become a lie.  Her confidence was all but crushed and seems to gravitate to Robin for comfort.  Ah let’s take a moment to think about our dreamy woodland dweller, okay that’s quite enough.  The part that I think is the most hilarious, Henry seems oblivious to all this bizarre behavior, but I’m sure you’d be distracted too is Captain Hook wanted to take you sailing and tries to be all big brother on ya.

So, if Zelina is so powerful why did Rumple use Regina for the curse?  Wouldn’t it be more prudent to use the clearly more powerful witch?  Well the hitch of the curse is the desires of the witch, to activate the dark curse you need to destroy the heart of the thing they love most.  And, what Zelina loves most at that time was Rumple, the only person who didn’t turn her away.  Rumple had become her happy moment, her “meat pie.”  For that reference you got to watch the show.  Now, I’m sure you Rumple needs his “heart” to find his son, the whole reason for casting the curse in the first place so a catch that lands him on the chopping block is kind of out of the question.  The saddest part is that if Zelina had only realized what she had from the beginning this whole show would never have happened.  You see the slippers or shoe’s she used to get to the enchanted forest could have given rumple everything he ever wanted, a way to a land without magic.  Unfortunately an angry witch is hard on favors and Rumple is left with only a warning, one that seems to be coming true every episode.

Rejection is not Zelina’s strong suit and rejection from the Dark One, from the man who had become your happiness is too much for our wicked sister.  In all her heart all she wants is everything Regina is, and it’s turning her green with envy, quite literally.  What fuel for a delicious duel as the two foes square off at the cross roads of Storybrooke, and the fight is nothing but electric.  It was actually really funny for me to watch given my relationship with my own little sister, although I’m not sure our battle royal would end up with my sister trying to rip my heart out or me flying off on a broom.  Thankfully, it is Regina’s wit that saves the day, taking Cora’s advice to “never take your heart to a witch fight.”

So where is her heart, well here is where they hit you right in the feels.  She has entrusted her prized possession into the hands of a dashing thief.  Excuse me while I try to rip out my heart and offer it to a sexy forest dweller.  Yeah, I’m really hoping this doesn’t bite Regina in the ass, but I’m sure it will make Tinkerbelle less bitchy.

Just when you think they are going to leave it on a touchy feely not we get five minutes to blow the episode to hell, or back to Oz, which ever works best for you.  Zelina has decided to once again face the wizard and demand a way to go back to the past and undo Regina.  That’s the evil plot this time folks, Zelina wants to undo everything and everyone, permanently.  The problem is she needs help no problem right?  The wiz can totally pull this off… until you figure out the wizard is Walsh.  Yes, that Walsh from the beginning.  Well that was disappointing for everyone that was hoping it would be Rumple again.  In fact he’s even more of a little whiner if that’s possible… Fingers crossed that next week gives us less whine and more fine *couch* Robin Hood *couch*              

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